Call it whatever you want...it's my life, and I'm currently loving it. Wonder what will happen next? You know I have more fun than you'll ever know. And to the haters: you may have it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile. Try to keep up. the one and only, JESSICA

All the girls in the club got their eyes on me.
They put me down cuz of jealousy.
But I'm not not, I'm not that girl.
And it's not not, no it's not my world.

Friday, November 30, 2007

see and be seen

Newsflash: Gossip Girl Leighton Meestar, our beloved Blair, was seen in a trendy NYC club smoking a joint! She obviously didn't care who was watching, but she is a celebrity now, after all. Maybe she should think about being a little more discreet. Of course, other stars like Lindsay Lohan have been seen doing much, much worse. I guess all celebs are the same!


much love,
Jaylor

Something to be thankful for

Remember old Serena? The one who would get drunk during the daytime at random bars throughout Manhattan? Oh, it's crazy how so much can change in just one year. Like last Thanksgiving when Serena ended up getting wasted at a bar downtown and Blair had to come pick her drunk butt up. Serena was so smashed she almost got hit by the taxis whizzing by. That is, until a certain knight in shining hipster armor came to her rescue. Dan Humphrey had been picking up pies for his family's Thanksgiving dinner when he noticed the girl of his dreams smack in the middle of traffic waiting to become roadkill. Dan had met Serena one time at a party the previous year. She was the only one to acknowledge him and from that day on Dan was in love. Sure, Serena didn't know his name or that he even went to Constance's brother school, St. Jude's, but those details were minor. Who said miracles don't happen? Because luckily for Dan, one year later, Serena was all his. And that's something he could give thanks for.

Blair was so excited for Thanksgiving. Not only was it her favorite holiday ever, but her father, Harold, was coming in from France for it. Thanksgiving was their special father-daughter holiday. Every year the Waldorfs had a big Thanksgiving dinner with the best families of the UES. While Blair and Serena were helping Dorota and the caterers get ready for the party, a particular person was brought up: Chuck Bass. Serena admitted she saw Blair and Chuck making out at Blair's Birthday party. Blair told Serena she didn't know what she was thinking. Sleeping with Chuck once was one thing but twice... Serena was shocked. She just thought Blair and Chuck kissed; maybe some under the shirt groping, but sex? Chuck was Nate's best friend. Did Blair just sleep with Chuck to get back at Nate? Blair was insulted. Serena was in no place to judge her. I mean, if anyone knows about sex and best friends it's Serena. Blair suggested Serena was just jealous she didn't get to sleep with Chuck first. He's possibly the only guy on the Upper East Side Serena hadn't gotten with. Serena decided it was time for her to leave. And she and her family wouldn't be back that night for Thanksgiving dinner. Ouch. Looked like these two hotties were reverting back to their old ways. Whoever said holiday time was supposed to be peaceful, obviously didn't know the people of the UES.
And once again Dan Humphrey came along to save the day for the van der Woodsens. He's like our very own Brooklyn Prince Charming. Dan told Serena she and her family were more than welcome to come to Williamsburg to eat some turkey and cranberry sauce. The Humphreys had more than enough, and really no one should have to eat room service or Chinese food on Thanksgiving. Lily was hesitant. She didn't want to impose, but Dan insisted. He adultnapped her and brought her all the way to the BK. Lily seemed a bit worried. Maybe that had to do with a certain Rufus Humphrey? Wasn't it only a few weeks ago the two were sucking face at Eleanor's party? Their kids didn't know a thing about their past, but it looked like their dirty laundry was about to be aired. For both their families to see.
When the van der Woodsens arrived at the loft, Rufus was surprised to see Lily. But no one was more surprised than Alison Humphrey. As everyone took their seats, Lily and Alison made such sharp stares at each other their eyes could cut diamonds. Lily talked about growing up on a small ranch in Montecito, California and how she had horses. One of her horses was named Rosewood. Jenny remarked that was a name of one of her dad's songs, but it was named after her mom's perfume. And then that's when all hell broke loose. Alison called herself a fool as she fled the table. Hold the train, what?!? Turns out, Lily and Rufus weren't just friends from the olden days. They dated. Meaning they totally had sex. Not only were Serena's mom and Dan's dad once an item but Serena's mom used to be a grunge rock groupie?! Totally not the Lily van der Woodsen we're used to. I didn't know Chanel made flannel.
Meanwhile, Blair didn't have much to give thanks for. Her father wasn't coming to New York for the holiday. Blair was devastated. Just a year ago, she had a happy family, a loving boyfriend and a best friend who hadn't yet had sex with said loving boyfriend. Everything was so great. But now, one year later, Blair had no father to be with on Thanksgiving, no boyfriend and a best friend she was fighting with. Things were not looking good. At the Thanksgiving feast, Blair did not touch a thing on her plate. Eleanor told her to eat up but Blair just wasn't up for it. Eleanor suggested dessert. Blair looked around for the pumpkin pie she made using her father's famous recipe. Eleanor told her she gave it to the doorman. There were so many other spectacular desserts on the table. That pie did not fit in. This put Blair over the edge. Blair grabbed an entire pie off the table and ran into the kitchen. When she got there she went ravenous and started attacking the pie. She shoved piece upon piece of pie into her small mouth. Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of her reflection in a stainless steel appliance. Blair dropped the pie and took off. Turns out, Blair was a recovering bulimic. She thought she had conquered the disease but now it looked like she was relapsing. Blair felt alone and didn't know what to do. So she called the one person she knew would understand: Serena. And being the good friend she was, Serena left the Brooklyn dinner and was there with Blair in no time. Blair thought she had everything under control but maybe it's not something that goes away so easily. Serena decided the two would get out of the Waldorf penthouse and go anywhere but there.

Over in Brooklyn, the Humphreys were proving to be just as dysfunctional as any Upper East Side family we knew. As the parents fought, Serena returned with Blair to the loft. They sensed the weird vibe and went straight into Jenny's room where all the other kids were. The teens discussed the recent disclosure of their parents' past. Could the two sets of siblings be, gulp, related? Eric's roots were questionable. Dan and Serena looked at each other, nervously. No! Of course, they're not related! Well, hopefully not. They all needed to leave the loft ASAP. And that's why God created fire escapes. While the kids broke out, the parents continued their battle. Alison found out about the kiss at Eleanor's party. Lily argued it wasn't a real kiss. Alison was still upset. She had been trying so hard to make her marriage with Rufus work. Alison said if her and Rufus' marriage was ever going to survive Lily can't be there. For Thanksgiving or ever.

For Nate, his life had definitely changed a ton from the year before. Last year, Nate had a loving girlfriend who doted on him, a best friend who didn't have sex with his ex and a dad who wasn't being prosecuted for embezzlement. The Archibalds were disinvited from the Waldorf Thanksgiving feast. So they had to have a little makeshift dinner in their townhouse. Anne Archibald was furious. Not only were they univited from the Waldorfs but she was also asked to step down from several of the committees she was on. The Captain was ashamed too. Nate went out for a bit to get away from his tense family and that's when he realized he really had no one to talk to. Sad, sad, sad. When Nate returned to the townhouse, he was in for the shock of his life. Nate found the Captain lying face down in his study. At the hospital, Nate's mother said the Captain must have "accidentally" mixed a high dose of Vicodin with whiskey. Nate told her to stop lying to herself. The Captain has a problem. He tried to take his own life. He needs help. When his father woke up, Nate was sitting by his side. Nate told him they were going to get through this. His family needed him.

Still shocked by all that had been revealed, the van der Woodsen and Humphrey kids along with Blair made their way to a Brooklyn diner. This was a pretty monumental Thanksgiving. Dan couldn't believe his dad has been giving him all this dating advice based on a girl he once dated who was "like" Serena. And by "like" we now know she was actually her mother! Weird! Lily arrived at the diner and Dan, Jenny and Blair took it as their cue to leave. Lily sat down with the kids and opened up about her elusive past. Serena and Eric were happy to finally have an honest conversation with their mother about that time in her life they were always kept in the dark about. Little did they know their mother had rocked out with such bands like Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails and of course, Lincoln Hawk. When Blair got back to the Upper East Side, she also had a sincere talk with her mother. Eleanor's guard finally came down and she admitted she was the reason Harold didn't come to New York for Thanksgiving. She told him not to come. Even though Eleanor and Harold had been separated for some time now and Harold even lived with a man in France, Eleanor was still distressed about it all. She just couldn't bear to see him. Especially not at Thanksgiving, which was once one of their happiest times together. Blair hugged her mother. And it seemed like all had been forgiven. For now, at least.

Things were also looking up in Brooklyn too. The Humphreys decided to have their yearly tradition of touch football at the Fulton Ferry Park. Girls vs. Boys. As the sun went down, the family laughed as they played a fun game. And the Humphreys looked just like the happy family they had once been. Let's hope it's not just for the holidays. It appears everyone on the Upper East Side (and Brooklyn) had very epic Thanksgivings. Secrets were exposed and tears were definitely shed. We really do have a lot to give thanks for. Our family: who sometimes make us want to stab our eyes out when we're with them but will always be there for us when we need them. And our friends: who occasionally do dumb stuff behind our backs but don't ever judge us for our mistakes. Thanksgiving is about appreciating and accepting the people in our lives, for their good qualities as well as their bad. Because people come and go but your family and good friends stick around forever. And Thanksgiving makes us realize how lucky we are to have them in our lives.

And let's not forget to give a special thanks to a group of people who make our days a little more fun: our favorites on the UES. Because without them all our lives would be a bit dull, don't you think? Thank you!

you know you love me,

Gossip Girl

Hi Society sneak peak

I totally can't wait for next week's Gossip Girl. Here are the promos from the CW and CTV.






xoxo,
Jaylor

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Spotted in the UES

B and her housekeeper, Dorota, at Citarella getting last minute Thanksgiving items. Looked like they were stocking up on pie ingredients. Surprise, surprise S and D making out in the lobby at the Palace. You just can’t keep these two off each other. J at the Fairway Market in Brooklyn with an older rocker guy and a pretty older blonde buying their Thanksgiving turkey. Contrary to most beliefs, not everyone in the BK is a vegetarian. N watching the floats for the Thanksgiving Day Parade get blown up near the Museum of Natural History. Oh N, how sweet. C in his limo en route to JFK. No idea where he’s going but he looked like he had a lot on his mind. Wonder what, or rather who, he’s thinking about.

you know you love me,
gossip girl

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Spotted in the UES

B and S with their mothers having mother-daughter high tea at the Pierre. B and the mothers were decked out in their finest pearls, while S chose a funky beaded long necklace. She looked fabulous, obviously. J window shopping outside of Bendel’s. She stared longingly at a pair of Lanvin flats. D perusing the new releases aisle at Rebel Rebel. No, he wasn’t buying the new Celine Dion CD. Rather, the new Sigur Ros album. Maybe some mood music for him and S? C and N watching the Knicks play at Madison Square Garden. They were sitting courtside between Diddy and an Olsen twin.
you know you love me,
gossip girl

how far they've come...

I found this amazing Gossip Girl video on Youtube. It even includes the newest episode, seventeen candles. Enjoy!




xoxo,
Jaylor

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Happy Birthday, B!

Blair decided to find God. Or at least get his stamp of assurance that she wasn't going to hell for the sin she committed in the back of Chuck Bass' limo. With Chuck Bass. Blair visited the house of God and admitted her dirty deeds to a Priest. He promised her hell wasn't on Blair's agenda and if she drank less and kept her clothes on all would be forgiven. Blair was relieved. Her hair would so not do well in hell. And you thought the humidity in NYC in August was bad!

As Blair left the church, she felt reborn. That is, until the proprietor of all things evil greeted her on the street. Chuck Bass rolled up next to her in the very limo Blair removed her chastity belt the night before. Chuck told her he'd been playing the memory of her purring in his ear all morning. Blair instructed him to erase the tape. What happened in the back of the limo was a one time thing. It shall never be spoken about again. End of story. Blair had other things to deal with. Like her 17th Birthday. All Blair wanted was to be reunited with Nate.

Blair decided not to tell her friends about their breakup because as far as she was concerned the beloved couple would be back together in no time. Their breakup was rash and a spur of the moment thing. It couldn't actually be done for good. Blair put a diamond necklace on hold at her favorite jewelry store. Every year Nate went to the store and bought her whatever was on hold. Blair was in for the excitement of her life when Nate finally called her. He told her he thought their breakup was hasty and impulsive. They could work things out. Nate said he'd be at her Birthday party that night. Blair was ecstatic. Blair quickly called the jeweler and, sure enough, the diamond necklace had been picked up! Her Birthday wishes were already coming true and she hadn't even blown a single candle out yet.

Little did Blair know, Nate's motive for getting back together was not very innocent. The Archibalds were in a bad place. With Nate's dad, the Captain, getting arrested and charged with embezzlement and fraud, the Archibald dynasty was quickly crumbling. But the one thing that could possibly salvage the family name? Keeping the Captain's biggest client, Eleanor Waldorf, from firing him. If Eleanor stood by the Captain then they would all seem like a united front. Nate told his parents he and Blair broke up but his mother was persistent on Nate finally giving the family ring to Blair. Nate's father needed him. And rather than giving up his father's head, Nate took the sort of easy way out, and decided he would take Blair Waldorf's hand instead.

Families on the Upper East Side aren't the only dysfunctional ones. It appears those in Brooklyn are just as messed up. Little Jenny Humphrey took it in her own hands to bring her mother, Alison, back to the city. Without her father, Rufus, knowing. And boy was Rufus surprised when Alison showed up at his doorstep. Jenny was hoping her parents could figure stuff out. It was hard to tell who was less excited to see Alison: Rufus or Dan. Dan was shocked to see his mother standing in the loft. He was pretty mad at her. Alison had said she'd be back at the end of the summer and then never came home. A lot had been going on with the Humphreys and Alison didn't even seem to care. While the kids ran off for the night, Rufus and Alison were left alone. The two argued over Alison leaving the family. Her whole life had been dedicated to Rufus' career. Alison told him she had to leave for herself. Rufus embraced and told her he still cared about their relationship. The two started kissing and well, I won't horrify you with the details but let's just say old people are just as outrageous as teens.

Dan was heated over his mother's return to Brooklyn. And when Dan Humphrey got upset the person he always turned to was his best friend of like forever, Vanessa. Dan told Vanessa all about his mother's coming back and how it made him feel. Vanessa was happy to listen because that's just what friends were for. As they were finishing up their talk, Dan got a text from Serena who was already at Blair's party. Vanessa kind of groaned. Dan was confused. I mean, he likes Serena and he likes Vanessa and Serena likes him and Vanessa likes him so why can't Serena and Vanessa like each other? Vanessa said she could like Serena and be nice to her and she could start that very night. At that girl Blair's Birthday party. Dan was hesitant. Vanessa should dip a toe in, not jump in head first off a cliff into the rocks, in shark infested waters. But Vanessa wanted to at least try to get to know Serena. She knew how to swim and was ready to do this.

Once at Blair's Birthday party, Nate was nowhere to be seen. Blair assured everyone Nate would be there any moment. But you know who was there? Why, Chuck, of course. He was doing his usual creepy lurking around thing. But instead of trying to find the drunkest and easiest girl at the party, his eyes were solely on Blair. Blair and Chuck confronted each other on the balcony, far away from the other partygoers. Chuck told her to give up on Nate. He wasn't coming. It was over. Chuck then he confessed that he couldn't sleep and his stomach felt weird, like it was fluttering whenever he thought of Blair. Blair stopped dead in her tracks. Chuck had butterflies?!? No way. Chuck Bass did not get butterflies over girls. Especially not over his best friend's ex girlfriend after a one night stand. This was not happening. Blair demanded him to kill those butterflies ASAP. Chuck told her the only reason Nate was getting back together with her was to save his family. Blair didn't believe it. Nate loved her. But if he loved her so much why wasn't he at the party? Chuck and Blair made a bet. If Nate called Blair by midnight, Chuck would leave her alone forever. If not, she had to spend another night with him. Both sides were certain they would win. It was on!

Serena was surprised to see Dan arrive at the party with Vanessa in tow. Blair was even more surprised to learn that was Dan's oldest, bestest friend. Vanessa was hot! Serena may need to be nervous about Dan and Vanessa's close relationship. This Vanessa girl could be a major threat. Serena and Vanessa challenged each other to a little Guitar Hero competition. Serena smoked Vanessa in her amazing rendition of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free Bird (just another thing SVDW does perfectly--life is so unfair!). As Serena put her guitar down, Vanessa revealed that Dan had been having a bad day. You know, with his mom coming home and all. Serena was taken aback. Dan's mom was back? And she didn't know about it? But Vanessa did? Dan and Serena stepped aside and talked it out. Serena seemed jealous of Vanessa. She's beautiful and funny and smart. Dan assured her Vanessa was just his best friend. It's Serena who he really likes and wants to be with.

A little later, Vanessa apologized to Serena for being a bit hard on her. The only reason she's come off strong is because she is protective of Dan. Serena admitted too that she's been kind of weird to Vanessa because she's protective of her relationship with Dan. This has been her first real one. And she's a tad bit intimidated by Vanessa. I mean, Vanessa has so much in common with Dan. They have history. The girls finally eased up. They even joked about a rematch in Guitar Hero. Dan approached the girls as they were having a real bonding moment. He was happy to see that two of the most important women in his life were finally getting along.

Little did Blair know that while she waited anxiously for Nate to arrive at the party, he was elsewhere. With someone else. As Nate got to Blair's Birthday, holding his family ring, he was met by Jenny. She was also about to go into the party but had hesitations. Jenny and Blair were still on the outs after Jenny blurted to her about what happened at the masked ball. Nate asked Jenny if she'd want to go somewhere else, away from the party. Jenny obliged and the two went off together. They had a nice heart to heart. Revealing that they both really just needed to get out of their houses that night. Seemed like both their families were having some troubles. Jenny and Nate were genuinely happy to have each other to talk to.

When they went to say goodbye however, one of my excellent spies caught them hugging. She quickly snapped a shot of them and sent it right my way. And then I did my duty and blasted it out for all to see. Poor Blair. It really messed up her Birthday. She was in hysterics but it wasn't like Nate was cheating on her. Blair and Nate were broken up. He could be with anyone if he wanted. Blair confronted Serena and told her the truth about the breakup. It was over. Serena tried to comfort her but Blair just wanted to be left alone. The Birthday girl all alone on her Birthday. Utterly tragic if you ask me. When Nate arrived home, he gave his parents back the family ring. He told them it was over with him and Blair. The Captain tried to plead with Nate but he didn't want to hear any of it. Nate's dad dug his own grave and now he had to lie in it.


Jenny made her way back to Brooklyn. Once at the loft she was greeted by a pretty unsettling scene. But for some reason Jenny was ecstatic. She found her parents on the living room floor wrapped in a blanket with candles burning throughout (I bet Sade was playing in the background too). Ew!! Um hello, major psychological damage! But I guess Jenny was just happy to have her family all together again, under one roof. Weird. Really, really weird. But glad to see the Humphreys working through their problems. Congrats!

As Blair cried in a room, Chuck found her. Blair really didn't feel up to dealing with a gloating Chuck. He was right about Nate. She didn't want to hear him rub it in. But surprisingly, Chuck didn't want to do that. He actually wanted to give Blair a gift. Chuck held out a box and Blair opened it. It was the diamond necklace she had put on hold at the jewelry store. Blair was shocked. She couldn't take this. Chuck insisted and put it on her. He told her it looked beautiful. And once again, that's all Blair needed to hear. The pair started making out ferociously on the bed. Damn, these two are heating it up (guess that's what happens when you play with fire). You'd think in a world where so much goes on behind closed doors people would learn to actually fully shut them. But, no. As Blair and Chuck made out, the door was left ajar. And who happened to walk by and sneak a peak at the hot couple? Serena van der Woodsen. Serena stood paralyzed as she watched her BFF, Blair Waldorf, make out with her arch nemesis, Chuck Bass. Talk about a shocker!
Now that Serena knows about Blair and Chuck what is she going to do? I mean, Serena's not one to gossip but Blair and Chuck?!? Come on! That's like the craziest thing to happen on the UES in a very, very long time. And now that Blair and Chuck have spent not one, but two nights together is this something more than just casual sex? Who knows. This is so unlike Blair; to lose her virginity to her ex boyfriend's best friend, Chuck Bass, after being broken up for like two seconds. And this is even more unlike Chuck; to have sex with someone and actually care about them. Guess Blair got the biggest gift of all on her Birthday: Chuck, the gift that keeps on giving. Happy Birthday, B! One year older but not necessarily the wiser.


you know you love me,

Gossip Girl

before he cheats?

Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford, who plays Nate, has been accused of cheating on his current girlfriend, Carrie Underwood. The three-time Grammy winner has been spending most of her time promoting her new album, Carnival Ride. Star Magazine has reported that Chace and his Gossip Girl co-star Leighton Meestar, who plays Blair, have been hanging out together on set and in their trailers. This is pretty brave of Chace considering Carrie's hit song Before he Cheats features the country singer smashing the windshield of her ex-boyfriends car with a baseball bat.
love ya,
Jaylor

Friday, November 23, 2007

Let it Snow

It's almost winter. Nights are getting chillier so it's time to stock up on warm PJ pants and sweaters. Aerie by American Eagle is one of my favorite places to do just that. Check out these totally cute and comfy winter favorites at ae.com or at your local American Eagle Outfitters retailer.


1. Aerie fleece robe, $29.50
2. Aerie flannel PJ pant, $29.50
3. Aerie snowfall thermal, $24.50
4. Aerie sequin slipper socks, $14.50

much love,

Jaylor

Thursday, November 22, 2007

J.O.N.A.S


The ever-popular Jonas Brothers are ready to take the next step in their career, a TV series. J.O.N.A.S stands for Junior Operatives Networking As Spies. The show is about three undercover brothers who work for the government as spies. When the guys aren't saving the world's teenage population from evil, they are a popular band just beginning to make it in the music industry. The boys wanted to make sure the show didn't turn out cheesy, so they will be doing a lot of cool stunts and on-location filming. Kevin adds, "It's definitely fun and very Austin Power-ish. I also think it's a little more mature than some of the other shows on Disney Channel." The series will be airing in 2008 on the Disney Channel.
From left to right: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas
xoxo,
Jaylor

turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, oh my!

Good Morning! So it's Thanksgiving which means turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, and all of that other yummy stuff we pig out on. Today is definitely a splurge day for anyone who is on some weird diet and who thinks that they can't gain even a few pounds one day of the year. Today is the day to chow down on everything in sight until you feel like you will puke. Also, don't forget to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. A lot of people don't make a big deal about this holiday, but I think we should all make the best of it. It is, after all, an excuse not to have school. No school is always a big deal to me.

love always,
Jaylor

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

plum anyone?

Hey there! It's Thanksgiving Eve and the scent of baking carrot cake is filling the house. I was just chilling out watching America's Next Top Model when I remembered that I had some info to give you. This may seem a bit, oh I don't know...random, but this is essential. The ideal nail polish for the fall is one of my favorites, plum purple. In fact, my toes are Revlon Plummy right at this very moment. Have you found your shade?
Right: O.P.I Nail Lacquer in Hoodoo Voodoo?!
kiss kiss,
Jaylor